Double cumshot

Ive got yummier things in mind

I know you came here to jerk off and you will be able to do that, however I have something yummier in mind.

Ruined date night

Tonight you have a special date with your girl, however you have decided to come here beforehand. Wrong move! If you thought I would act as your Viagra to get you through the night you were mistaken. Sure you can go on a "date" however always remember, I own that cock, and that means I own all your milk as well. Good luck on your date tonight ;)
 

Secretary for hire

There I am, standing at the door way, tall, long, brown hair and a body that is out of this world. I hand you my resume and when I lean in I notice your eyes checking me out from head to toe. Naturally I use this to my advantage, why wouldn't I! I may have come here to be your secretary but it looks like you will now be the bitch around here.

Making you late for work

Good morning sunshine! I see you have some morning wood.lets take care of that before you leave for work ;)